Dec 26, 2012 11:00pm PST
captioning made possible by michael landon productions and nci caption club walker's open! touchdown! i asked you not to do that. pfft! pfft! you, too! max, i'll smack you bald-headed if you keep disturbing the guests! max! don't do that. come on, max. please. when we get to that lake, you'll lose me for a week. you relax and enjoy yourself. i'll handle this assignment myself. sounds great. a week of fishing. there you go with a cigarette again. will you leave me alone? it's my vacation. let me enjoy myself. [thunder] thanks a lot. i didn't do it. you mean? mm-hmm. he must really care about me, the way he worries. could be. why else would he put my cigarette out? maybe he's not anxious to have you up there. can i help you, mr. glidden? we'll be checking out today. right now, actually. i'm sorry to hear that. is anything wrong? well, yes. it's your grandson. with ball-bouncing and skateboarding at all hours, we feel like we're interrupting his vacation. it's best we check out. i apologize for the inconvenience. i'll refund the balance. thank you. send me the bill. again, i'
Dec 27, 2012 11:00pm PST
captioning made possible by michael landon productions and nci caption club place hasn't changed much. changed from what? from when i was a kid. you're from oakland. this is oklahoma. i spent time here on my grandpa's ranch. it's hardly changed at all. [pop] oh, great. just terrific! more car trouble since we met. it goes with the territory. i don't suppose you could... lay some power on it. save some time. i'm not the auto club. terrific. could you lend a wing? be my pleasure. we should find somewhere to stop. i can hardly see a thing. there should be a town somewhere. yeah, twin rivers. that's close to my grandpa's ranch. you want to see some friends? grandpa died when i was young. there's nobody left. want to see the old ranch? i doubt there's anything left. probably subdivided into condos or something like that. that's what really killed him, losing the place, even then. he wanted something to leave to his grandkids. he didn't make it? no. i'm not a farmer anyhow. he wanted something to hand down. it was world war ii. dad enlisted, mom took sick. they sent me here to visit gr
Dec 25, 2012 11:00pm PST
, on "highway to heaven," michael landon played one. - my pleasure! - he was on a mission from god, and with his trusted sidekick, traveled from town to town to help the lost find their way back to the "highway to heaven." so, naturally, he needed a hair halo. - now, michael landon had what i would call, like, a sex helmet. like, i would liken his hair to that, 'cause it's like, it didn't-didn't really move. it was just, there was so much hair, you know? it was like 90% of his whole body was hair, right? - you can't talk tv hair without a nod, or a bark... [barks] to lassie. the courageous collie spent every waking minute saving her bff's, timmy's, life. - lassie had amazing hair. what i like about her, is she's the kind of girl you could just stroke and stroke all day long, and not end up in h.r. - how many millions of women, and a few men, fantasized about magnum p.i.'s mustache? it might just be the manliest moustache of all time. - tom selleck doesn't have a mustache. he's got a push broom stuck to his lip. - if you had a cool car like magnum, and a moustache, you were, like, definitely gonn